Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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