Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
how does that bad decision feel?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
