If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
