i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
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