That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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