i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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