So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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