Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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