No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Found the puke drawer
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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