He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
drinking out of a sandbucket again
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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