it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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