At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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