ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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