Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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