is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I want you more than these girls want KFC
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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