There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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