Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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