Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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