Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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