I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Randomize
