i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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