how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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