Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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