the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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