hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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