he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
whose parrot is this?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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