guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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