Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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