No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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