Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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