I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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