ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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