I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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