Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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