yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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