I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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