i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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