All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Plan B is the new Plan A
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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