oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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