Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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