I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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