just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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