I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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