marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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