You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
That's when you crack a 10am beer
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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