In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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