Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
