just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
