You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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