I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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