My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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