He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
