he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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