You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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